Full Name: Toadsly Loathsome
Favorite Food: Crickets
Pertinent Quote: The clever men at Oxford
Know all that there is to be knowed
But they none of them know one half as much
As intelligent Mr. Toad!
Kenneth Grahame: Wind in the Willows
Dear Pseudo-Polymath:
My breathtaking avatar is biologically correct! Herpetological research confirms the existence of green toads in the United States, and I belong to the sub-species (Bufo debilis debilis). We, Eastern Green Toads, are found throughout Texas and New Mexico, but I moved to Western Pennsylvania after being displaced by the anticipated construction of T. Boone Pickins' $10 billion wind farm in the Panhandle's Wheeler County I called home.