Uh riiiiight...so progress in PA is defined as selling beer in grocery markets...genius. No wonder why western PA is so provincial.
But hey that's fine by me. I'm a trial lawyer. The increase in alcohol related accidents will just make Giant Eagle that much more of a target. I can just see it now: the zit-faced 16 year old cashier performing oh such a thorough check of his high school buddy's new "Delaware" license. And have fun cleaning all of the discarded six packs containers off the sides of your roads. Like we don't have enough already lining our roads.
Progress...right.