When I am not writing a column or this blog, or debating conservative colleagues on PG+, or generally running around like a blue-arsed fly (as they say in the old country), I write some of the anonymous editorials that appear on the Editorial Page of the Post-Gazette. They are written in such a sober and official voice, different from my personal writing, that you may not know which ones were authored my me.
It's quite easy to tell. I write the ones you agree with - or so I would have you believe, because I already get enough grief from my other stuff.
But I can tell you what I don't usually write: Any editorial about property taxes in Allegheny County. That's because I don't agree with the Post-Gazette's position, which has been supportive of Common Pleas Court Judge R. Stanton Wettick's order to begin anew the process of assessments that were frozen by County Chief Executive Dan Onorato.
I am generally supportive of most of the PG's editorial positions - which is good because it makes it easier to work here - but on the subject of property taxes I offer a respectful dissent. You could say that my dissent is motivated by self-interest and you might be right. I live in Sewickley and Sewickley residents always end up getting socked when the discussion turns to "paying a fair share" of taxes.
In my view, there is no fairness about it. In fact, there is no there there, as Gertrude Stein, who was born on the North Side, once remarked (but about Oakland, Calif., not property taxes). Assessing homes is more voodoo than science, if you ask me. I know I will end up paying a lot more when the guesstimates are in.
The most iniquitous part is that if your house goes up in value, you don't reap the benefit until you sell it, but by then it could very well have gone down in value (as we have seen recently). Needless to say, you don't get a refund for the years you spent being overcharged.
And what sort of tax is it that penalizes you if you should renovate your house and make it better?
In the Allegheny County context, there is another outrageous pill to swallow. Other neighboring counties, indeed many counties elsewhere in Pennsylvania, haven't done a reassessment since Noah built the ark. In essence, then, Judge Wettick insists that we have to be the most pure ones, more Catholic than the pope. Why us?
But what to do? Until I lived in California, I always thought the Proposition 13 remedy was unfair. It takes your assessment from the sale price of your house and limits taxes rising by no more than a small percentage every year. Prop. 13 was too severe but it did pass muster with the U.S. Supreme Court in 1992. The fact is that what someone is prepared to pay for your house is the only true assessment than can ever be reached.
I know that death and taxes are always with us, but these taxes are killing us.
Posted
Nov 12 2009, 03:44 PM
by
Reg Henry