According to ancient lore, mariners used to be lured to their doom by voluptuous mermaids whose charms were such that ships would be steered carelessly onto the rocks.
Sarah Palin, ex-governor of Alaska and running mate of Sen. John McCain, whose own ship ended up on the presidential rocks, serves such a distracting purpose for the Republican base.
Fresh from planting the metaphorical kiss of doom on the Conservative candidate in the congressional race in upstate New York, thereby helping turn over the seat to a Democrat for the first time in more than 100 years, Saint Sarah is planning a national tour promoting her new book "Going Rogue: An American Life."
But as the Pittsburgh Tribune Review reported this morning, in a story across the top of its front page, a space where one day the Almighty's imminent return from heaven might be featured, Ms. Palin is bypassing a number of major cities where book buyers are in abundance and will go instead to such unusual venues at Sam's Club in South Strabane, Washington County, on Nov. 21.
As the sub-head on the Trib story explained, "Palin's Washington County Stop Part of Plan to Avoid Large Democratic Cities." Ah, I get it, the nation's most attractive quitter offers up another rogue profile in courage.
Actually, I don't get it, this crazy, fatal attraction.
I don't get it when going rogue apparently means absenting oneself from a sound knowledge of the world and basic good sense while promoting a brand of mindless patriotism that preys on people's fears and prejudices. You can go a long way with a pretty face but surely not that far.
And while I get that she's going to where her supporters are, such as the wilds of Washington County, I don't get why it is necessary to steer clear of Democrats, who last time I looked are Americans too. If she is so smart and charming, she might sell a book or two and change the impression that she has left among regular book-reading people, i.e., she is such a lightweight that she has to wear heavy boots just so she won't float away.
I don't get why certain sorts of Republicans don't get how toxic she is to people who well remember the recent clueless GOP president and don't ever want another.
I say all this knowing that her book has an initial run of 1.5 million copies and that it has been at the top of best-seller lists for weeks, even though its scheduled publication date is Nov. 17. As signs of the coming apocalypse go, this can't be beat.
Yet some deluded mariners of life, like their ancient counterparts, will hear this siren song and will not see the rocks ahead. Good. Let them revel in the moment.
I am beginning to think that only one thing that can save the underperforming Obama administration and its hapless, spineless, vacillating Democratic crew in Congress.
Ahoy, there, Saint Sarah, keep distracting those who need to be distracted. You can save the day for the liberal cause yet.
With this happy thought, I post my last blog of the week. I am taking a well-deserved day off tomorrow. Have a great weekend. Tune in again on Monday.
Posted
Nov 05 2009, 11:53 AM
by
Reg Henry