Today I propose a new dictionary definition:
Cranberry, noun, township in Butler County, Western Pennsylvania; also, any village that hosts an idiot, a refuge for cranks.
A bit unfair but only a bit.
The 12th Legislative District includes many boroughs and townships in Butler County - including Adams, Evans City, Forward, Jefferson, Mars, Penn and Valencia - but state Rep. Daryl Metcalfe comes from Cranberry and Cranberry gets the blame for him alone. Poor Cranberry!
Sure, the people of Cranberry are not entirely to blame. They have plenty of willing accomplices in sending this guy back to Harrisburg every time he runs. What really should be said after every round of electoral madness is what is said in classic detective mystery stories: "The Butler did it."
But that won't catch on, because, once again, Cranberry's own Daryl Metcalfe has killed good sense and left us the corpse to puzzle over. This is what he does - he is a serial offender when it comes to outrageous comments and his constituents seem to love it. They don't ever realize how stupid he makes them look. He is the walking, talking example of the classic know-nothing conservative. It's a wonder he doesn't have his own radio talk show.
Fortunately for me, his recent contemptible outburst against veterans who dare to disagree with him on climate change, calling them "traitors," does not need rebuttal from me. Letter writers to the Post-Gazette did a grand job of it in this morning's letter section.
If I lived in Cranberry, I'd be deeply ashamed. The Butler may have done it but Cranberry is going to get the blame. Rise up, Cranberrians, you have nothing to lose but your soiled reputation.
Posted
Oct 22 2009, 05:11 PM
by
Reg Henry