By Dejan Kovacevic | 12:40 a.m. Sunday
MILWAUKEE -- Of the hundreds of emails and blog comments regarding the best-and-worst teams of the Pirates' 16-plus losing seasons -- see full list below in the On the Pirates file -- this was my favorite, just because it was so ridiculous ...
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DK,
So I started and knew there were two different categories in my mind. The first was the Jeromy Burnitz Busted Signing Team, the second the Chad Hermansen Busted Promise Team. I had them separated in my head all these years because Burnitz was a whole different kind of disappointment. I kept waiting for the Warren Morris to return, to heal, to grow up and save us, while I anguished over the fact Burnitz, Pat Meares and John Vander Wal would teach management to never spend another cent.
I discovered a whole new category while doing this: The "Oh My God, I Thought That Guy Was Important. This Is What DK Meant By Nothing Being In The System Team." This made me realize I have been trained to accept horribly mediocre baseball over the past 17 years. This was the most depressing discovery in a summer during which my grandfather, who trained me to root for the Bucs, passed away and I lost my job.
First, the Jeromy Burnitz Busted Signing Team:
First base: Ty Wigginton.
Second base: Pokey Reese.
Shortstop: Pat Meares.
Third base: Jose Hernandez. (Jim Tracy is looking for him in Denver right now.)
Outfield: Jeromy Burnitz, John Vander Wal, Derek Bell. ("Lived on a boat and stole money." Great line. Operation Shutdown. Wow. We owe him for memories.)
The Chad Hermansen Busted Promise Team:
First base: Brad Eldred (.199 average, 93 Ks in 236 ABs. Those are the opposite of video-game numbers.)
Second base: Warren Morris
Shortstop: Kevin Polcovich. (Made us think we could all be major leaguers.)
Third base: Jose Castillo.
Outfield: Chad Hermansen, Midre Cummings, Chris Duffy
Outfield (the Brown category): Emil, Adrian and Brant.
Lastly, The "OMG,ITTGWI. TIWDKMBNBITS" Team
Catcher: Humberto Cota.
First base: Kevin Young
Second base: Freddy Garcia
Shortstop: Jack Wilson. (OK, I know we part company on this, but do you realize how good the rest of the bats had to be to cover for his numbers? Yes, he was very good defensively, but I believe he was the only thing we have seen in 15 years. Not winning a pennant with that.)
Third base: Jose Bautista
Outfield: Rob Mackowiak, John Wehner.
So, I don't know how any of those fit your voting. Thanks for the trip down memory lane. I have to go put my head in the oven.
(Seriously, thanks for all of your work...)
Craig Brewer
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Linkage to the general coverage ...
> Game story: Brewers 7, Pirates 3. Brian Bixler's immense struggles continue, while Kevin Hart's modest but consistent struggles continue. Box score
> Sidebar: The latest on Ryan Doumit, including the two plays that likely led to John Russell benching him.
> On the Pirates: The best/worst lists are here. Again, thanks to everyone for their invaluable input, notably our good friend Comet from the comments section. (If you want your full name here for credit, shoot me an email.) Also, light a candle in honor of the Shawon Dunston trade tomorrow.
> Notebook: The coaching staff has been asked back. Also, Denny Bautista has been really good, and a baseball historian -- and regular reader -- computes that the Pirates are near their 10,000th home run.
> Other news: Danny Murtaugh gets a Hall push from the Alumni, writes Bob Dvorchak. This is the Web site if you want to help.
> Q&A: Next edition is Thursday.
And from other realms ...
> Video: Highlights from last night, from MLB.com.
> Opponent: The Brewers, by the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel.
> Jason Jaramillo talks with his hometown paper. The Jaramillo clan is about 30 strong in the right-field bleachers.
Posted
Aug 30 2009, 12:40 AM
by
Dejan Kovacevic