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Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm

By Dejan Kovacevic | 1:50 a.m. Wednesday

HOUSTON -- It might take a little extra work from baseball operations' genetics staff, but there clearly is a solution for all that ails the Pirates' rotation.

Paul Maholm is good. And his teammates sounded after his latest fine effort last night as if they are getting tired of playing behind starting pitchers not named Paul Maholm. Check the Ryan Doumit audio file on that page to get a good feel.

Once again, your club has been stripped of all its haps, this time by one of my favorite people in the business: Brian McTaggart of the Houston Chronicle. We need to create new rules about using the word "hapless:" 1. If the team you cover is either tied or behind the "hapless" team in the overall standings, that is worth one hap for the Pirates. 2. If the team you cover is outscored, 17-5, in the first two games of a series, that is worth two haps for the Pirates. 3. Two bonus haps if the Pirates win one of those games with a starter whose last W came four years ago.

The Astros lose all grip of reality on the day they fall into a last-place tie with your four-hap Pirates.

Google turns up 1,200 references to "hapless Pirates."

Danny Moskos slams into the standard first-full-year-on-buses wall.

Bob Smizik in one corner, Dave Littlefield and all his draft picks in the other.

It might not be long before Jason Davis' name comes up in rotation talk. I would point out that he would have to be added to the full 40-man roster, except that it is becoming abundantly clear how little of an issue that is.


Posted Jul 23 2008, 01:50 AM by Dejan Kovacevic

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wyggs wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 2:44 AM

C'mon, Dejan - there are only 1,190 Google references to "hapless Pirates."  So much bitterness and cynicism...

johnnyblaze wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 6:55 AM

Hey DK,

      First off, I'm really enjoying the new format. Second, is the "hapful" clubhouse starting to divide?  If that's the case, then they have to start dealing people.

NealHeaton wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 8:33 AM

By the way, I really love the new blog, also.  I love the gameday updates like weather and how yesterday the lineup was posted.  All great.

For once, Smizik's bitterness was focused justly.  I could articles bashing Dave Littlefield all day.  I hope he runs the Cubs into the ground.

David in Atl wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 9:16 AM

It was nice having an easy win after the troubles of last series. I didn't even have to worry when Burnett came in and gave up his obligatory run.

steve.z wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 9:57 AM

pittsburgh "pirates suck" Google search: 4,140 instances

Jimmy the Freak wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 10:34 AM

Smizik is ridiculous. He just wrote that the team should sign Nady because they just need 1 or 2 pitchers and they would be in the running for the playoffs. Today he writes that the team is so bad that the whole situation is " almost hopeless". Make up your mind.

go21bucs wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 10:47 AM

how about something other than "hapless"?

such as:

cursed.

unlucky.

wretched.

sucky.

as for jason davis -- if we ever do call him up, I just hope that he doesn't contract "bullington's/van benschoten's disease"....

by-the-Sea wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 11:00 AM

Mr. Smizek really didn't go out on a limb there.  

Jeff Tatusko wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 11:14 AM

didn't see Bay's home run the other night--was it as far as Doumit's last night? That thing looked like it needed a flight attendant (with apologies to Crash Davis)

steve.z wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 11:53 AM

Smizik's column also gives the owners a pass. Their budgetary policies, strategic commitments and hiring practices are the root of all that is bad with the Pirates.

Coonelly and Huntington appear competent. But that does not imply they'll have the resources they need to succeed.

Let's see how many of their top ten draft picks are signed by 8.15.

Deal Nothington wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 12:12 PM

I only read Smizik's columns on the Pirates, and I have to say, he seems to write things just to write them, with no logic or real understanding of the club to back anything up he says. And his opinions seem to randomly change from week to week. The PG might be best served to not let Mr. Smizik write columns on the Pirates anymore. Leave the Pirates coverage to DK, and let Ron Cook do columns on the Bucs. Smizik's rants seem to give the PG less credibility.

Robbiesdad wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 12:14 PM

Hey Dejan,

In addition to the 2 bonus haps for winning the game started by JVB, how about another bonus hap due to the fact that said previous victory was ALSO against the Astros.

That actually was BEFORE you took over the beat...let's get McTaggart up to speed, please.

Buckles wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 12:53 PM

At least this Smizek article wasn't as ridiculous as the people tune in to hear the voice of Paul Steigerwald and the Penguins playing of the game of hockey just happens to be incidental.  But, as far as I'm concerned, they cannot be enough criticism for Dave Littlefield.  John Perrotto of the Beaver County Times called Littlefield the worst GM in the history of sports, and Jim Tracy a cartoon character.  You can't really disagree with either.

aglebagel wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 1:15 PM

"Pittsburgh Pirates lose" = 393,000 Google hits

SRC22 wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 1:35 PM

Smizik was dead on today...Littlefield has cursed us for another five years at least. And Graham and Creech were just as bad. I would not agree that we are going to lose for another decade or two, but there is not a bery bright light at the end of the tunnel. The only way to keep that light burning is to do the right thing in the next 8 days...keep the core together. That core is as follows: Bay, Nady, McLouth, Wilson, Sanchez, Doumit, Maholm and Capps. The rest of the crew is on the block and lets get as much AA and AAA talent as we can...preferably pitching. You won't get much, but what you get will be better than Yoslan Herrera and Bryan Bullington.

Dejan Kovacevic wrote re: Morning links: The cloning of Paul Maholm
on Wed, Jul 23 2008 1:52 PM

To answer the question way up there about the clubhouse dividing: Only in the same way a football team's defense grouses when the offense fails repeatedly, or vice versa. But an actual us-vs.-them divide? No. If anything, as I wrote over the weekend, the hitters lost their license to complain for a little while with that showing in Denver.

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