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Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09

Penguins

-Ruslan Fedotenko's agent Allan Walsh posted a picture of his client's new back art (above, to go along with the ink from his 2004 title run with Tampa Bay) on his Twitter page. (Kudos to PensBurgh for the heads up.)

-Jordan Staal seems non-committal in regards to his day with the Stanley Cup.

-McFarlane Toys will release a new Mario Lemieux figurine in October.

Atlantic Division

-Today's "Offseason Acquisition Who Will Single-Handedly Save The Flyers From The Penguins" is forward Ian Laperriere.

-The Rangers re-signed restricted free agent defenseman Corey Potter.

Northeast Division

-Senators captain Daniel Alfredsson (right) is going to the bottom of this Dany Heatley mess dagnabit.

Southeast Division

-The Hurricanes signed former Canadiens and Penguins forward Tom Kostopoulos to a three-year contract worth $2.75 million.

-Gary Bettman has told Lightning owner and former Penguins forward Len Barrie to come up with $10 million by Friday to prove he has the funds to run the franchise.

Central Division

-"Dale's 58." - Blackhawks owner Rocky Wirtz, who is apparently not familiar with the concept of an age discrimination lawsuit, on why he demoted general manager Dale Tallon.

-Chicago president John McDonough didn't exactly hide the fact that Tallon wasn't "his guy."

-Wild forward and former Blackhawk Martin Havlat has been burning up his Twitter by ripping his former team over Tallon's demotion.

-The Red Wings' home opener next season will be against... guess who... Marian Hossa and the Blackhawks. The entire NHL schedule will be released later today.

-The Predators signed former Avalanche forward Ben Guite to a one-year two-way contract.

-The Blue Jackets re-signed minor league enforcer "Nasty" John Mirasty to a one-year deal.

Northwest Division

-The Flames signed former Capitals defenseman Staffan Kronwall. He is the brother of Red Wings defenseman Niklas Kronwall.

Pacific Division

-Will new Ducks forward Saku Koivu get an "A?"

-It doesn't look like the Stars will be bringing back former Penguins defenseman Sergei Zubov (right).

-Correction: Yesterday we noted the Stars' signing of forward Aaron Gagnon and mentioned he was a former Red Wing. That is incorrect. Gagnon was with the Grand Rapids Griffins, Detroit's AHL affiliate, last season due to the fact that the Stars do not currently have their own AHL affiliate and were lending a lot of their prospects to other AHL teams. We regret the error. (Kudos to EN reader Dave Wolf for the heads up.)

Smythe Division

-What recession? Gary Bettman made $7.1 million during the last fiscal year.

(Photos: Alfredsson-Photobucket; Zubov-Jeff Gross/Getty Images)


Posted Jul 15 2009, 03:28 AM by Seth Rorabaugh

Comments

pensfan81 wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 8:41 AM

Seth, just something you may need to correct... not that we care about the Red Wings but in your post about the NHL schedule you have the Red Wings are opening against Marian Hossa and the Red Wings... should be against the Blackhawks.

Malkin71 wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 8:54 AM

According to a source John Tavares will have his first ever NHL game against Sidney Crosby:

sports.yahoo.com/.../Source-Tavares-era-in-New-York-begins-against-C

cj457pm wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 10:10 AM

That Twitter from Allan Walsh also shows that Miro Satan and his wife recently had a baby.  Congrats!

Seth Rorabaugh wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 10:31 AM

pensfan81, +1 for the heads up.

Basher McGroinerson wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 11:05 AM

Congrats on the newest Satan.  no word yet on whether the kid has one or 2 eyebrows.  stay tuned

Disgruntled Goat wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 11:08 AM

Is he named Damien?

Basher McGroinerson wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 11:17 AM

I think he's either named Damien or Gary Bettman Satan.  

Disgruntled Goat wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 11:19 AM

Basher Satan has a nice ring to it.

Basher McGroinerson wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 11:24 AM

I could live with Disgruntled Satan as well.  

Disgruntled Goat wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 11:26 AM

I do live with Disgruntled Satan, and let me tell ya, its not that easy.

(Please God, let her not be reading this.)

Basher McGroinerson wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 11:45 AM

So, does Disgruntled Satan have the privilege of knowing the true identity of the Disgruntled Goat?  

by the way, haven't commented on this, but that pic of Alfreddson is a little disturbing and homo-erotic (am I allowed to say that?)  I once went as the Heisman Trophy for Halloween, and painted my face gold, but the whole upper body?  Even I couldn't pull that off.  

Disgruntled Goat wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 11:59 AM

She knows I'm Disgruntled Goat.  If she ever finds out that I called her Disgruntled Satan, I'm Disgruntled Corpse.

That story says Heatley is Disgruntled Winger.  I don't think we're related.

I won't touch the rest of that....uh....Pull what off?

Basher McGroinerson wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 12:08 PM

ummmmmm, i couldn't get away with painting my entire upper body gold, like some extra out of an old Madonna video.  

yeah....that's what i meant.........

anyway, Ryan Whitney sucks (thank God I always have that to fall back on)

Disgruntled Goat wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 12:16 PM

Uh, yeah...uh...Nice job by Shero signing Lovejoy and Wallace, that was cool.

I have to wash my brain now.

Basher McGroinerson wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 12:24 PM

I like Tim Wallace.  He hits anything that moves.  And apparently, Shero likes depth on the 4th line.  

Adams, Dupuis, Godard, Rupp, Wallace

War Penguin wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 12:37 PM

If we're talking, um, odd photos of Alfredsson, I feel compelled to link to <a href=www.pensionplanpuppets.com/.../a>.

War Penguin wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 1:01 PM

Bah, stupid community server ... guess copy and paste is the only option.

www.pensionplanpuppets.com/.../caption-this-picture-the-b

kuba818 wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 7-15-09
on Wed, Jul 15 2009 2:45 PM

Great, more NHL coverage on NBC

www.nhl.com/.../news.htm