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Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09

Penguins

-The Penguins do, like, pilates and stuff.

-Mark Eaton is your Masterton Trophy nominee for the Penguins.

-Will Dan Bylsma's inexperience be an issue come playoff time?

-An abbreviated version of "Picture This." EN reader Joy Fredrick and family went to Saturday's game early and sent us some shots of the players arriving in the morning for that day's game. Evgeni Malkin feeling and looking blue:

-Petr Sykora being embarrassed by Ruslan Fedotenko's amazing hair:

-Tyler Kennedy being all business:

-Kris Letang's apparently not big on brief cases:

-Max Talbot getting his coffee on:

-Finally, Marc-Andre Fleury being lazy with his hair:

-John Curry made 31 saves and led the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins to a 1-0 win at Hershey. Dustin Jeffrey scored the Penguins' goal.

-Wilkes-Barre/Scranton clinched its seventh consecutive playoff appearance.

-Curry set a franchise record with his 31st win of the season.

-Luca Caputi is dealing with an "upper-body" injury.

-Curtis Darling made 25 saves for the Wheeling Nailers who lost to the Elmira Jackals, 4-1. The awesome-named Colton Yellow Horn scored a goal for Elmira while even awesomer-named teammate Bear Trapp was held without a point.

-Do the Penguins still need that scoring winger? Former Penguins forward Ziggy Palffy is looking pretty good after he scored the winning goal in overtime for Skalica in a 3-2 defeat of Slovan in a Slovakian Extraliga semifinal:

-Slovan will meet a team called the Kosice Steelers in the final.

-We didn't even know the Penguins had 1,500 members on their roster.

Atlantic Division

-The Rangers and Sean Avery catch up with old friends Martin Brodeur and the Devils tonight.

-Injured Rangers defenseman Michal Rozsival is close to returning from a knee injury.

-The Rangers recalled defenseman Corey Potter and demoted defenseman Mike Sauer to Hartford of the AHL.

-The Flyers missed a chance to increase their lead in the Eastern Conference over the Hurricanes and Penguins.

-With forward Riley Cote dealing with a finger injury, the Flyers recalled forward Andreas Nodl from their AHL puppy-drowning affiliate.

Northeast Division

-Scoreboard Watch for the Penguins: Milan Lucic (right) had two goals and helped the Bruins edge the Flyers and their Creamsicle uniforms, 4-3. David Krejci added three assists for Boston while teammate Zdeno Chara recorded two assists. Tim Thomas made 45 saves in the win while former Penguin Mark Recchi picked up his 20th goal for Boston. Fire Ray Shero. Claude Giroux led Philadelphia with a goal and an assist. The Flyers are in fourth place in the Eastern Conference with 92 points, two more than the Penguins who are in sixth place with 90 points.

-Ottawa's Brian Elliott made 20 saves and earned his first career NHL shutout, a 3-0 win at Tampa Bay. The Senators have won 10 of their past 13 games.

-Since being traded from Toronto to Buffalo, former Penguins forward Dominic Moore's scoring has dried up.

Southeast Division

-Goaltender Craig Anderson has come through just when the Panthers needed it the most.

-Lightning coach and former Penguins forward Rick Tocchet sort of had a Therrienesque "soff" rant after last night's loss to Ottawa.

-The Lightning recalled forward Brandon Bochenski from Norfolk of the AHL.

Central Division

-Steve Sullivan had a goal and an assist for the Predators who won at Detroit, 4-3. Pekka Rinne made 33 saves in the win. Pavel Datsyuk and Nicklas Lidstrom each had two assists for Detroit.

-Tough break for the Predators who lost forward Martin Erat to a leg fracture after he was hit by a shot from teammate Shea Weber. He will miss the rest of the regular season.

-Late in the game, the Red Wings pulled goaltender Chris Osgood for an extra attacker. The only problem was, Osgood never actually left the net and Detroit got away with having seven players (including Osgood) on the ice:

-In all fairness to Osgood, he's not used to leaving the net  unless it involves flopping like a fish:

-Patrik Berglund had a goal and two assists for the EN bandwagon favorite Blues who beat the Blues Jackets, 5-2, for the second consecutive night. T.J. Oshie and David Perron each added a goal and an assist for St. Louis which has won five consecutive games. Rick Nash led Columbus with a goal and an assist.

-Remember that big hit Oshie put on Nash Saturday? Well he did it again last night:

-Oshie is not popular in Columbus.

-Greg Wyshynski of Yahoo! has joined us on the Blues' bandwagon.

-Detroit defenseman Brian Rafalski is dealing with a groin injury.

-Awesome Picture of the Day: The Blackhawks filling up the penalty box:

Northwest Division

-Roberto Luongo made 26 save and led the Canucks to a big 4-0 shutout win at Chicago. Daniel Sedin had two goals and an assist while Alex Burrows added a goal and two assists. Vancouver has won seven of its past nine.

-The Canucks sent the Blackhawks a message.

-The Sedin, Sedin, Burrows line really came through for Vancouver.

-Chicago's Ben Eager returned from a three-game suspension and it didn't take him long to spark a line brawl in last night's game:

-The Wild kept its playoff hopes alive with a 3-2 win at Edmonton. Marian Gaborik continued to play well in his return from a hip injury and picked up a goal and an assist for Minnesota while teammate Owen Nolan recorded two assists. Niklas Backstrom made 31 saves in the win. The Oilers lost four out of their past five.

-Backstrom set a career-high and franchise record with his 34th win of the season.

-Meet Pavol Demitra and Mats Sundin - Vancouver's Bald Brothers.

-Unavailable for comment:

-A +1 goes to the first person to identify the two gentlemen in the above picture via the comments down below.

-Avalanche forward Milan Hejduk called the Avalanche's terrible season "the worst time ever in my career."

Pacific Division

-Bobby Ryan, the second overall pick in the 2005 draft after Sidney Crosby, scored two goals and led the Ducks to a 4-1 win against the Avalanche. Fire Craig Patrick. Corey Perry added a goal and an assist for Anaheim which has won seven of its past nine games. Colorado has lost seven consecutive games. It is the franchise's longest losing streak since it lost eight in a row in 1992 while based in Quebec.

-With defensemen Trevor Daley and Stephane Robidas both dealing with "lower-body" injuries, the Stars recalled defensemen Dan Jancevski from Hamilton of the AHL and Garrett Stafford from Grand Rapids of the AHL.

-During a game with the Panthers Saturday, Stars forward Steve Ott received a five-minute major for charging Florida forward Gregory Campbell. All charging penalties are reviewed by the NHL's director of operations Colin Campbell who happens to the father of the Panthers forward. To avoid any conflicts of interest, the NHL will have Mike Murphy, senior vice president of hockey operations, review the play.

-Sharks forward and captain Patrick Marleau (right) will miss at least two games this week due to a "lower-body" soft tissue injury.

-According to a study by the city of San Jose, HP Pavilion has provided an cumulaitive economic impact of $1.7 billion since it opened in 1993.

NCAA Mens' Tournament

-Bemidji State, the No. 16 seed overall in the tournament, advanced to the Frozen Four with a 4-1 defeat of Cornell.

-Boston University also advanced by scoring a goal with 14.4 seconds remaining in regulation and edging New Hampshire, 2-1.

-Saturday, Miami, Ohio and Vermont moved on to the Frozen Four which begins April 9, in Washington D.C.

-Several NCAA prospects are now available through free agency. Among them include Notre Dame forward Christian Hanson, the son of Dave Hanson, the "Slap Shot" actor and general manager of the Robert Morris Island Sports Center.

Patrick Division

-See ya later you fat pig:

(Photos: Lucic-Chris McGrath/Getty Images; Blachkawks-Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images; Bash Brothers-Photobucket; Marleau-Christian Petersen/Getty Images)


Posted Mar 30 2009, 12:01 AM by Seth Rorabaugh

Comments

Manntr01 wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09
on Mon, Mar 30 2009 6:26 AM

The two guys in the picture: The Bash Brothers, from The Mighty Ducks.  Dean Portman (played by Aaron Lohr) and Fulton Reed (played by Eldon Henson).

For a while, I thought we could really use these two... but it seems like Orpik can pretty much do their job alone.

Robo-Pope wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09
on Mon, Mar 30 2009 6:28 AM

Damn. Beaten by a minute.

But technically, they're from D2: The Mighty Ducks. =P

Manntr01 wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09
on Mon, Mar 30 2009 6:32 AM

True... but Fulton is in the first one, joined by Dean in the second and again at the end of the third (remember that crazy stripping scene where he completely sheds his gear in the penalty box?)  I guess they do only become The Bash Brothers in D2.

Seth Rorabaugh wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09
on Mon, Mar 30 2009 6:55 AM

Holy heck you guys are good. +1 for each of you being this sharp this early in the morning.

Retire#21 wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09
on Mon, Mar 30 2009 7:18 AM

In regards to the Blackhawks brawl...anytime I see Ben Eager in a fight, I automatically think of the great beatdown that Gary Roberts gave him after Eager ran Big George.  He not only beat Eager, he beat him right out of Philadelphia.  Now that's a beatdown.

tdspringer wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09
on Mon, Mar 30 2009 8:20 AM

Lord, I can't believe you all are up this early!  Guess I should have come here rather than checking email first.  But, I still would have been late 'cuz, you know....coffee comes first.

My oldest son (now 25) and his defensive partner were dubbed the "Bruise Brothers" in Squirt and it stayed with them through Jr. B.  Since both were over 6' before age 16 (and my son was over 200#), it was a pretty apt name.  Needless to say, the "Ducks" movies were pretty popular with the team when traveling (but not so much with the parents, which is why I chose to drive my own vehicle rather than ride the bus.  The other parents would cut cards to see who got to ride with me.....)

Sorry I missed the brawl as I was watching the Wings lose, as well as the Isles and all the other teams the Pens needed to wind, lose.  Other than the Pens game it was a pretty dismal weekend.

teri with a stuffy head, watering eyes and sneezing and I leave for FLA in 4 days.....

qtmunchkin022 wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09
on Mon, Mar 30 2009 9:06 AM

Now, as pathetic as this is, I've watched D2 about 100 times, and when I saw that picture of the Bash Brothers, I knew exactly which scene it came from.  It's after they lose to Iceland for the first time and Bombay is ripping into them, then Fulton goes, "Or hanging with the Iceland lady.  We saw you two Saturday night!"  And then Dean goes, "Eating ice cream with the enemy, huh, coach?"

Sorry....I just had to throw that in there.  I can recite that whole movie by heart.

Bryan wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09
on Mon, Mar 30 2009 10:45 AM

Fulton Reed and Dean Portman don't have anything on Woo Woo Woo Kenny Woo, Luis Mendoza, or Julie the Cat.

On a completely seperate note, Yes I do own the three DVD box set of the Mighty Ducks and have been trying to put a roller hockey team together using these jerseys

afrothunder.files.wordpress.com/.../jersey-2.jpg

KarenS wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09
on Mon, Mar 30 2009 5:24 PM

The mention of the Slovak Extraleague in this post was kind of weird deja vu for me because I was just in Slovakia and the playoffs were on tv, which was pretty great because there were no English channels to watch, and I saw the Skalica team play for two out of the three games I watched.  The third game I saw was with the Kosice team, though I had know idea they  were called the Steelers. It makes sense because they are sponsored by US Steel and there is a giant factory right outside the city.  Also, talking about former Penguins I was at a game this past weekend between Slavia and Plzen (I am studying in Prague) and got to see Martin Straka play, and it was a really exciting game.  Plzen tied the game in the last second, but lost in the SO (thank god for no shoot outs in nhl playoffs).  But I am happy to report that the Plzen fans seem to have their own little song/chant for Straka.

K24 wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09
on Mon, Mar 30 2009 9:59 PM

"But I am happy to report that the Plzen fans seem to have their own little song/chant for Straka."

Awww...I miss Straka.  (and I mean on the Rangers)  I've been following the Czech playoffs on the NY Times blog and was *** to read that his team lost in the SO.  

KarenS wrote re: Empty Netter Assists - 3-30-09
on Tue, Mar 31 2009 6:09 AM

The game was great to watch though, and at the end with that last minute goal I was feeling shades of game 5 of the SC final last year.  I was really upset after the SO 'cause Plzen put everything on the ice that night, and playoffs should never end in a SO.  I've also been on a jersey hunt lately, but have yet to score myself a Straka Plzen jersey.