
We don't care who you vote for. Just go do it. Former
Penguins forward Luc Robitaille is.
Note: While there
is this silly little detail about being a natural citizen of the United States
in this Constitution thing,
we're pretty sure you can still vote for Gary Roberts even though he's Canadian. His general awesomeness pretty much overrides any legality in any country recognized by the United Nations. We think. Check at your polling place to see if that's true.
(Propaganda poster
courtesy of The Pensblog.)
EMPTY NETTER ASSISTS
Penguins
-The Penguins sure do like their soccer.
-Are the Penguins tough enough?
-Faceoff-Factor
compared the new Penguins on the team's roster to their predecessors.
-Who is a better NHL prospect; Chris Minard or Janne Pesonen?
-The Penguins are actually down in attendance so far this
season.
Atlantic Division
-Islanders defenseman Chris Campoli found a unique way to
win a game. He scored twice in overtime. Campoli fired a puck by Columbus goaltender Fredrik Norrena and had the puck literally go through the net. Campoli was
seemingly the only one who noticed originally and raised his hands. A teammate
collected the puck as if were a rebound and it eventually worked its way back
to Campoli at the point. Campoli then ripped another shot by Norrena. The first
goal was the one that eventually counted in the Islanders' 4-3 defeat of Columbus.

-Blue Jackets forward and former Islanders forward Mike Peca
is skeptical of the Islanders' latest youth movement.
-Devils defenseman and former Canadian prime minister Paul
Martin is dealing wth "upper-body soreness."
-Shaquille O'Neal (right)
is a Devils fan.
-Philadelphia
forward Simon Gagne is off to good start this season.
-The Flyers are interested in free agent forward Brendan
Shanahan.
-Rangers forward Nigel Dawes is dealing with a sophomore
slump.
Northeast Division
-Ryan Miller recorded his second consecutive shutout by
making 24 saves and leading the Sabres to a 2-0 win at New Jersey.
-Sabres captain Craig Rivet returned to the lineup last
night.
-Canadiens forward and former Penguin Georges Laraque is
predicting Barack Obama will be the next president of the United States.
-Laraque is tough.
-In case there were any doubts, Tim Thomas is the top
goaltender in Boston.
Southeast Division
-The Hurricanes put former Penguins forward Dan LaCouture on
waivers.
-Tampa
Bay is having some
troubles on the power play.
-Lightning defenseman Matt Carle is finding his niche.
-Tampa
Bay forward Martin St.
Louis needs to take more shots.
-Alex Ovechkin returned to the Capitals after taking time
off to visit his ailing grandfather.
Central Division
-Andrew Ladd and Patrick Sharp each had two goals and an
assist for the Blackhawks who routed the Avalanche, 6-2.
Chicago has won
three consecutive games.

-Patrick Kane (right) and the Blackhawks wore their new
"old" third jerseys.
-Chicago
wants its defensemen to shoot more.
-Blue Jackets defenseman Rostislav Klesla is dealing with a
wrist injury.
-Columbus removed forward
Fredrik Modin from injured reserve and demoted forward Derek Dorsett to Syracuse of the AHL.
-Detroit
coach Mike Babcock thinks the NHL's rules regarding faceoffs during penalties
are making a difference.
-A lottery will be held for any remaining Winter Classic tickets.
Northwest Division
-The Canucks put former Penguins forward Michel Ouellet on re-entry waivers
with the hopes of recalling him from Manitoba
of the AHL.
-The Canucks need to quit taking penalties.
-The Wild recalled former Penguins prospect Krys Kolanos
from Houston of
the AHL.
The team also put forward Owen Nolan on injured reserve.
-Check out these two goals Edmonton's Ales Hemsky scored Sunday against
the Flyers:
Pacific Division
-The Stars surely
fixed all their problems yesterday when they
signed free agent forward Mark
Parrish.
-Did you know Stars
forward Steve Ott
was in "Dodgeball?"

-The Coyotes traded
former Penguins prospect Drew Fata to the Senators
for prospect Alexander
Nikulin.
-Phoenix
recalled forward Garth Murray
from San
Antonio of the AHL.
-Coyotes defenseman Ed
Jovanovski
wants to start scoring.
-Ducks goon and Washington, Pa.
native George Parros (
right)
is dealing with a scratched cornea.
-The Kings need
forward Anze Kopitar
to step it up.
-Sharks forward Devin
Setoguchi
has taken a major step forward this season.
Patrick Division
-Voting for the
All-Star Game
will be available in real time.
-A player with the
Utah Grizzlies of the ECHL is in some hot water
for kicking an opponent in the
face with his skate.
(Photos:
Kane-Jeff Gross/Getty Images;
Parros-Jeffrey Lai/Associated Press)
Posted
Nov 04 2008, 06:54 AM
by
Seth Rorabaugh
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