It's official, we're desperate

While sitting in the toxic pit of despair otherwise known as the Post-Gazette's sports department on an Saturday night, we were playing around with Hockey-Reference.com. In between doing highly important meaningful tasks such as rounding up the Dodgers-Marlins box score and golf results from the Nationwide Tour, we dug through each team's all-time scoring lists and tried to figure out who the active leading scorer on each NHL team was.

Yeah, we're going through hockey withdrawal.

Anyway, we listed each team, the top active scorer, that player's points with that franchise and where they rank all-time with their respective organization.

For the sake of making things easier, we included Teemu Selanne with the Ducks and Joe Sakic with the Avalanche even though each of those players is considering retirement and are currently unrestricted free agents.

Please keep in mind this list means absolutely nothing. It's simply the product of boredom.

Update: Kudos to the comments who pointed out we made a mistake with the Kings and completely forgot the Blues.

EMPTY NETTER ASSISTS

Penguins

-Former Penguins forward Dan Quinn finished second in the American Century Championship at Lake Tahoe in Nevada with a score of plus-68.

Other players with Penguins connections included Pierre Larouche who finished in fifth place at plus-62,  and Mario Lemieux in 23^rd place at plus-40

Full results can be found here.

Atlantic Division

-Rangers 2007 first-round draft pick Alexei Cherapanov will remain in Russia for another season.

Southeast Division

-The Thrashers signed former Blackhawks forward Jason Williams.

Central Division

-The daughter of Red Wings forward Kris Draper used the Stanley Cup like a toilet.

-In shocking news, it turns out William "Boots" Del Biaggio didn't exactly have long term plans for the Predators in Nashville.

 Northwest Division

-In even more shocking news, Avalanche forward Peter Forsberg is still having problems with his feet.